This week's Fun Monday is being hosted by the I.T. Guy and he has a pretty creative idea for us which is a bit of a take-off from last week's Fun Monday. Here's what he asked us to do:
I need YOU (yes, the wonderful YOU!) to pick 5 memorable lines from 5 different movies (if you could tell us which character said it and to whom, would be a bonus)...and tell us to WHOM (who in the people in your life) you could have said those lines.
Easy enough, right? WRONG! Seriously, I love movies, and I love movie quotes, but this is a pretty tall order here...I wasn't sure I could do it. And then with my internet being down all day yesterday, and the fact that I am leaving in about two minutes to go celebrate my birthday off with my mom and brother at the zoo (yep, should be a fun, silly day), I'm pretty sure this won't be the "Funnest" Monday you visit today. However, I searched my brain high and low, and here's what I came up with:
From Beaches: CC Bloom "But enough about me, let's talk about you, what do you think of me?"
Who I'd say this to: In all honesty, I don't think I could ever actually say this with a straight face, but I'd like to be able to have the panache to just say it, wouldn't you? Maybe I'll use it when I start dating again. haha
From Bring It On: Torros Squad: That's all right. That's OK. You're gonna pump our gas someday.
Who I'd say it to: One particularly obnoxious ex-friend who thought she was going to be bigger than life and treated everyone around her like "underlings"...from what I know, she hasn't made it big yet.
From Men in Black: Agent J to Agent K: "You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good."
Who I'd say it to: The Nazi, at the firm whos make comments like "I don't know how you can wear those heels all day" or "That's a pretty trendy outfit"...and says it with that "I don't quite get your style" tone in her voice, but the woman is a small town mind and I was a big city girl for a while, old habits die hard, you know? ;-)
From Miss Congeniality: Gracie Hart: You think I'm gorgeous... you want to kiss me... you want to date me.
Who I'd say this to: The really cute guy standing in line behind me at Wal-Mart last night, who kept smiling at me while mom and I paid for our purchases. Damn it, I really should have said that.
From Steel Magnolias: Truvy: I have a strict policy that nobody cries alone in my presence.
Who I'd say this to: Pretty much anyone who ever cries in front of me, because I'm totally a sympathy crier. If there are tears in the room, I'm joining in.
Okay, that's it for me, I really have to go, my family is waiting for me. Hope you all have a great Monday. And please come back tomorrow, I want to tell you all about the fantastic birthday weekend I'm having!
Robbie: "Remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you!" wedding singer